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WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

We thought we would never hear from Jimmy again after his last report from the road over Spring Break. After a two day trip by Greyhound Bus to Panama City Beach Jimmy got caught up in the Steve Aoki show after party and ended up traveling with him to South Padre Island for his next concert. Losing his clothes […]

WWJD: Where Will Jenny Drink

I have some good news and some bad news regarding my cousin Jimmy and his spring break trip to Panama City Beach. The whole reason Jimmy went to Florida was to see Steve Aoki perform; well he got that and a whole lot more. After the show on Wednesday Jimmy was able to get into the after party and hung […]

WWJD: Where Will Jenny Drink

Expecting someone else? Well if you are looking for Jimmy, he’s still down in Panama City Beach partying with Steve Aoki for Spring Break 2014. Me, on the other hand, I am just a freshmen and am working full time at Bell’s IGA during break to help pay my bills. Let me introduce myself, my name is […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

Jimmy spent President’s Day Weekend studying our forefathers in great detail as he lined up Washingtons and Lincolns on the bar. Maybe it wasn’t the best method for learning about the great men who have led our fine nation, but he did discover a tiny owl on the one dollar bill, so there’s that. Needless to […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

Jimmy can’t win. After misleading several people into buying tickets to see Steve Perry perform at the Cross Insurance Center last weekend, Jimmy is a wanted man by people looking for refunds. In addition to these financial and life safety concerns, Jimmy has been suffering some shock in the classroom as well. He decided to purchase a research paper online for his […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

All good things must come to an end for Jimmy who no longer has a perfect 4.0 GPA to start the semester. Last week we reviewed how Jimmy’s lack of exams and assignments so far this semester had falsely inflated his ego to the point that he signed up for the local MENSA chapter. Having […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

It’s that rare time during the semester when our boy Jimmy can fluant his perfect grade point average at all of the local waterholes simply because he hasn’t had to pass in a single assignment yet. Never the humble type, Jimmy informed his advisor that he was “currently” on pace to make the Dean’s List this semester […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink?

Well thank goodness.  After Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, and classes just starting back up on Monday on campus, finally… A day off!  Sit back and relax – you’ve earned it, after all.  Jimmy’s had his fill of social drinking over the holidays, and so now it’s time to get back to what he really likes: […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

Well it’s official, Jimmy is going on academic probation after his less than stellar finals week performance. To put it in perspective, his grade point average is actually lower than his blood alcohol content on an average weekend, so you know our boy is in trouble. There was some real concern that Jimmy was going […]

WWJD: Where Will Jimmy Drink

Finals week is nearly upon us and many of you are likely freaking out about consuming copious amounts of knowledge over the weekend just for the sake of passing a class and staying in school. Please. Jimmy is concerned about consuming as well, but in the liquid form of course. As he always likes to say, […]

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